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consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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17yr:

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ruinedchildhood:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

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iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

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Twenty funniest and most adorable John Green quotes

youve-got-your-love-online:

1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.

2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.

3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…

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amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours

920 days

two and a half years

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fvfvxcvxcv:

Arin’s Rules of Singing in the Car

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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